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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:22

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Moonraker

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The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?